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  Zitieren icon icon 20.08.08, 20:02
"blowing fifty steers " :rofl: Wie kommt man auf so 'nen Scheiss? :)

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Kult-Poesie aus den 90-ern:


BODY COUNT


KKK Bitch


Aw yeah, what's up out there? BC's in the house.
Right about now, I wanna tell you a little love story,
You know what I'm sayin', this is a Body Count love story,
Check out the lyrics, you know, I'm a tell you 'bout what happened,
When we went down South last year on tour.

Out on tour yo, I been all around the world,
Went to Georgia, met this fine-assed white girl,
Blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs,
The kinda girl that would knock out most guys.
She got wild in the backstage bathroom,
Sucked my dick like a motherfucking' vacuum,
Said "I love you, but my daddy don't play,
He's the fuckin' grand wizard of the KKK."

I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK bitch, mother fuck her dear old dad.

You know what I'm sayin'.
So we was down South fallin' in love, you know,
D-Roc had this Nazi girl, my man Mooseman had a skinhead,
I fell in love with Tipper Gore's two twelve year old nieces.
It was wild, you know what I'm sayin',
It got even worse, you know.

So one night they took us to a meetin',
White sheets, white hoods, no room for seatin',
There was Skinheads, Nazi's and crazies,
Talkin' 'bout black people pushin' up daisies.
They hated Blacks, Jews, Puerto Ricans,
Mexicans, Chinese, even the Indians.
We had our hoods on, we were slick,
She pushed her butt up hard against my dick.
Then her daddy jumped on the stage,
Talkin' 'bout killin' in a goddamn rage.
I got mad, my dick got hard,
Entered in her ass she said, "Oh my God!"

I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK bitch, mother fuck her dear old dad.

So what we really tryin' to say is Body Count loves everybody.
We love Mexican girls, Black girls, Oriental girls, it really don't matter.
If you're from Mars, and you got a pussy, we will fuck you.
You know, that's all we're sayin', word.

So every year when Body Count comes around,
We throw an orgy in every little Southern town.
KKK's, Skinheads, and Nazi girls,
Break their necks to get to the party.
It ain't like their men can't nut,
Their dick's too little and they just can't fuck.
So we get buck wild with the white freaks,
We show them how to really work the white sheets.
I know her daddy'll really be after me,
When his grandson's named little Ice-T.

I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK bitch, mother fuck her dear old dad.

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  Zitieren icon icon 21.08.08, 22:57
GEHENNAH - Rock-n-Roll Patrol

We got a call on the telephone, it was a rocker who
Had problems at home
He had a message that set of the alarm
His neighbour bought an acoustic guitar

"Hey, hey, what's that you're saying"
"I can't hear him, but I know he's playing!"
"We know your problem, just leave it to us...
We'll put him on the next hospital-bus!"

And there it was, the scene of the crime,
This neighbour really stepped out of line
Whe knew the one thing that we had to do
Break that guitar and the neighbour too

"Knock knock, we know that you're home
And we'll make sure you won't play another tone
Come and open or we'll break down the door
We're gonna spread your teeth across the floor"

"Remember your face, the nose you were born with
It won't look the same as it recently did
A punch on your mouth, both eyelids turns blue
The Rock'n'Roll Patrol was rearranged you"

The whole apartment was silent and locked
He wouldn't answer when we knocked
We used a crowbar to get inside, under the bed we
Found him trying to hide

We pulled him out, held him down on the bed
Smashed the guitar against his head
Break his lips, break his lips
Shut the frontdoor on his fingertips

A final kick on his teeth real hard
Then we headed for our favourite bar
But we got angry, from the stage we could hear
Acoustic ballads reaching our ear!!!

That's it someone must pay!!!
With swinging crowbars we attacked the stage
We grabbed his short hair by the roots
And replaced his front-teeth with our boots


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  Zitieren icon icon 21.08.08, 23:03
Ach und weil es so schön ist:

Mentors - Golden Shower

Listen little girl it´s near the hour
Come with me and take golden shower
Listen little slut, do as you´re told
Come with daddy for me to pour the gold
Golden shower, it´s getting near the hour
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
All through my excrements you shall roam
Open your mouth and taste the foam
Bend up and smell my anal vapor
Your face is my toilet paper
Golden shower, I´ve got the power
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power
Our relationship I don´t want to spoil it
You are my personal toilet
Listen little girl
It´s getting near the hour
On your face I leave a shit tower
Shit tower, prune skin power
Smellin´ sour, it´s the shit tower
Golden showers,
It´s getting near the hours
For a golden shower,
I´ve got the righteous power

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  Zitieren icon icon 22.08.08, 09:37
"He had a message that set of the alarm
His neighbour bought an acoustic guitar."

:rofl: Wie geil ist das denn!

Und El Duce von den Mentors war auch so ein Kaputtnik wie G.G. Allin. :D

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Die nächste Kult-Ansage - ein Diss gegen Rollenspieler, unter anderem:

TURBONEGRO


Hobbit Motherfuckers


Ethnic hair styles
Sloppy male hippies
Retro punks
People with thick glasses
Glorifying serial killers
Hobbit motherfuckers
No guts
No glory
No riot

Argh
Yagh
I've had enough
MY GENERATION SUCKS
Auck
Yagh
I agree
MY GENERATION SUCKS

Cyber idiots with pierced scrotums
Copulating with animals
In cars parked ouside the rave party
Not enough war
Not enough famine
Not enough suffering
Not enough natural selection

Argh
Yagh
That's what I say
MY GENERATION SUCKS
Auck
Yagh
I've had enough
MY GENERATION SUCKS

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MANOWAR  Zitieren icon icon 26.08.08, 21:42
ich könnte mich ja auch immer wieder über die grandiosen literarischen Ergüsse der lautesten Leder-Schwuchteln der Welt beömmeln. Hier ein Exzerpt aus dem Jahre '87:

"I was born with a gun in my hand
I'll die for my country
But I'll die like a man

Violence and Bloodshed"

Auch zwanzig Jahre später noch immer brand(sic!)aktuell!



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Zodiac Mindwarp: Prime Mover

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Well I Love Tv And I Love T. Rex
I Can See Through Your Skirt
I've Got X-Ray Spex
I Came From The Sky Like A 747
I'm The Bad Boy Baby I Fell Out Of Heaven
Sex Fuhrer Baby I'm A Love Dictator
Blitzkrieg Romance I'm A Cool Dominator

P-R-I-M-E Prime Mover
Baby You're M-I-N-E I'm The Groover
Well I'm Christ In Shades I'm A Napalm God
Your Lipstick Flickers Round My Lightning Rod
You Fever Pitch Bitch You Love To Tease
Well I'm A Hot Dog Daddy Up On Your Knees
Sex Fuhrer Baby I'm A Love Dictator
Blitzkrieg Romance I'm A Living Detonator

P-R-I-M-E Prime Mover
Baby You're M-I-N-E I'm The Groover Yeah

I'm The Sex Fuhrer Baby I'm A Love Dictator
You're A Disco Reptile A Funky Alligator

P-R-I-M-E Prime Mover
Baby You're M-I-N-E I'm The Groover

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(Peter Hobbs)



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Cranium - Satanic Holiday

Flight nr. 666, Gran Satania
Speed metal maniacs, drinking in their seats
Metal music pounding, all are drunk as hell
Alcohol and metal, and bitches on the beach

Bitches on the beach, let's fuck 'em!

Families are fleeing, when we come into town
Playing metal, drinking liquor, gonna thrash you down
Lock up your daughters, cos we are fucking pigs
Dressed in leather, spikes and chains, it's what those bitches dig!
Violence on the beach, we scrare you all away
When we are in the water even sharks dare not to stay
Once peaceful island is now a boiling hell
Puking, fucking, drinking, thrashing every night and day!

Speed metal! Speed metal!
Speed metal! Speed fuckin' metal!

Volcano is erupting, fire in the sky
We laugh and party on, all around us die
We're swimming in the lava, we're surfing on the fire
Speed metal party, we will never tire!

:rofl:

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Kult! :D

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