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Chefkoch
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06.01.06, 18:56
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  15.08.10, 11:51
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BOB DYLAN
It Ain't Me Babe
Go away from my window
Leave at your own chosen speed
I'm not the one you want, babe
I'm not the one you need
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who's never weak but always strong
To protect you and defend you
Whether you are right or wrong
Someone to open each and every door
But it ain't me, babe
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
Go lightly from the ledge, babe
Go lightly on the ground
I'm not the one you want, babe
I'll only let you down
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who'll promise never to part
Someone to close his eyes for you
Someone to close his heart
Someone who will die for you and more
But it ain't me, babe
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
Go melt back in the night
Everything inside is made of stone
There's nothing in here moving
And anyway I'm not alone
You say you're looking for someone
Who'll pick you up each time you fall
To gather flowers constantly
And to come each time you call
A lover for you life and nothing more
But it ain't me, babe
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
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"Es ist eine richtige Krankheit. Ich bin gezwungen mich für Kreaturen zu interessieren, die nichts mit mir zu tun haben. Die unerträglich sind und launisch. Genau so ist es. So ist die Heterosexualität." (Frédéric Beigbeder)
LOVE MUSIC
HATE FASCISM
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Barry_Whitetrash
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22.01.06, 15:03
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17.08.10, 10:49
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Fear - New York's Alright If You Like Saxophones
New York's alright, New York's alright
New York's alright if you like saxophones
New York's alright if you wanna get pushed in front of the subway
New York's alright if you like tebirculosis
New York's alright if you like art and jazz
New York's alright if you're a homosexual
New york's alright, New York's alright
New York's alright if you like saxophones
New York's alright if you like drunks in your doorway
New York's alright if you wanna freeze to death
New York's alright if you wanna get mugged or murdered
New York's alright if you like saxophones
New York's alright, New York's alright
New York's alright if you like saxophones
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"Ich erinnere mich noch, wie ich vor 25 Jahren am Vatikan einer Nonne ein Kreuz abkaufte und anschließend draufpisste. Das war die ultimative Schändung. Diese Typen in den Pluderhosen wollten mich umgehend verhaften. Ich redete mich damit raus, dass ich ne schwache Blase hätte und partout kein Klo in der Nähe gewesen wäre, haha!"
(Peter Hobbs)
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Bitchfinder General
Chefkoch
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06.01.06, 18:56
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17.08.10, 11:08
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"Es ist eine richtige Krankheit. Ich bin gezwungen mich für Kreaturen zu interessieren, die nichts mit mir zu tun haben. Die unerträglich sind und launisch. Genau so ist es. So ist die Heterosexualität." (Frédéric Beigbeder)
LOVE MUSIC
HATE FASCISM
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Kuddl
Portier
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28.02.10, 17:10
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17.08.10, 13:21
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Oh man, wo gräbst du sowas nur immer aus...
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"Ein einziger Grundsatz wird dir Mut geben, nämlich der Grundsatz, daß kein Übel ewig währt, ja nicht einmal sehr lange dauern kann."
- Epikur von Samos
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Jason_Vorhees
Koch
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05.04.06, 15:52
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31.08.10, 01:02
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find das lied an sich eigentlich recht cool 
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Das Leben isn scheiß Spiel... hat aber ne verdammt geile Grafik...
PM an mich: *klick*
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Barry_Whitetrash
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22.01.06, 15:03
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08.09.10, 13:56
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Nuclear Simphony - Mimmo, The Bull
“This song describes, in an ironic way, the thoughts of a Macho-playboy and lady killer – It contains many quotations [from] these animals, called ‘Machos,’ which I heard in various discussions. And, here in Europe, [there] exists too many of ‘em…”
I’m a man, a hunter, and I’m hunting young tender flesh
Mimmo is my name, the women call me ‘The Bull’
I know how to amuse every bitch that I catch
Yes, I know what they’re looking for, a sledgehammer dick
They pretend to be sensitive, to need sweetness and love
Sometimes they’re crying to break somebody’s heart
You wipe away the tears while down there she’s wet
Hey man, it’s sure: she cries ‘cause she wants to fuck another time
I am the man – The strong sex, if you know
I am the man – The strong arm here at home
I am the man – I earn the money I’m the boss
I am the man – You must satisfy my needs
Sometimes I remember when I was a young pretty-boy
The little flirts with little girls soon broke my balls
I drank erotic licquer to be stronger in bed
The girls of the high-school like remember my name
I never missed a bag, I never missed a chance
I never said no, I’m always ready to strike
And when I don’t find food for my dick
There’s always my wife at home, waiting with wide-open legs
I am the man, I must go one, I have children and a wife
You’re the woman, the rib of a man, you’re born to serve the man
Giusy, my daughter, introduced a guy, a guy with long hair
I can’t believe it, my daughter with a guy looking like a girl!
Giusy, my daughter, introduced a guy, a guy with long hair
I can’t believe it, my daughter with a guy looking like a girl?
Hahahaha……
I am the man – The strong sex, if you know
I am the man – The strong arm here at home
I am the man – I earn the money I’m the boss
I am the man – You must satisfy my needs
I bought a video recorder and many, many movies
Porno, sex and red-lights – what’s the price of the world?
Yesterday there was a party with new, horny bitches
I had a relationship with Helen, but she was too fine
My wife Diana admires the Germans, but here the moral is ending
Diana is my wife!
My wife Diana admires the Germans, but here the moral is ending
Diana is my wife!
"My wife Diana admires the Germans, but here the moral is ending"
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"Ich erinnere mich noch, wie ich vor 25 Jahren am Vatikan einer Nonne ein Kreuz abkaufte und anschließend draufpisste. Das war die ultimative Schändung. Diese Typen in den Pluderhosen wollten mich umgehend verhaften. Ich redete mich damit raus, dass ich ne schwache Blase hätte und partout kein Klo in der Nähe gewesen wäre, haha!"
(Peter Hobbs)
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05.12.05, 16:53
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17.09.10, 09:12
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ein mal RICHTIG ehrliches liebeslied, "ketchy shuby" von peter tosh ist nichts dagegen (inhaltlich).
verstörender klassiker:
nine inch nails - closer
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
(Help me...)
I broke apart my insides
(Help me...)
I've got no soul to sell
(Help me...)
The only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself,
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything
(Help me...)
You tear down my reason
(Help me...)
It's your sex I can smell
(Help me...)
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else
I wanna fuck you like an animal
I wanna feel you from the inside
I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to God
Through every forest
Above the trees
Within my stomach
Scraped off my knees
I drink the honey, inside your hive...
You are the reason I stay alive...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVgBuwM9zcQ
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"Was heißt definieren? Dem Worte nach: in bestimmte Grenzen einschließen. Definieren läßt sich daher nichts als was von Natur in bestimmte Grenzen eingeschlossen ist."
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Barry_Whitetrash
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22.01.06, 15:03
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10.10.10, 22:19
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Steel Panther - Death To All But Metal
Alright!
Yeah!
C-c-come on!
Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear
Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crue?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Kills those fucking fuckheads who programme MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies
Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
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"Ich erinnere mich noch, wie ich vor 25 Jahren am Vatikan einer Nonne ein Kreuz abkaufte und anschließend draufpisste. Das war die ultimative Schändung. Diese Typen in den Pluderhosen wollten mich umgehend verhaften. Ich redete mich damit raus, dass ich ne schwache Blase hätte und partout kein Klo in der Nähe gewesen wäre, haha!"
(Peter Hobbs)
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Bitchfinder General
Chefkoch
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06.01.06, 18:56
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11.10.10, 11:02
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Yeah, geil! 
Allerdings gilt das alles auch für Def Leppard und erst recht für die Pussy Rock Fotzen Mötley Crue.
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"Es ist eine richtige Krankheit. Ich bin gezwungen mich für Kreaturen zu interessieren, die nichts mit mir zu tun haben. Die unerträglich sind und launisch. Genau so ist es. So ist die Heterosexualität." (Frédéric Beigbeder)
LOVE MUSIC
HATE FASCISM
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Chris Shadow
Hostess
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11.12.06, 23:30
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12.10.10, 19:49
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Ey, nichts gegen die Crüe!! 
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Does your Metal know what Metal really means?
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