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DARKTHRONE



Raised On Rock


You have nothing in common with me
You think old-school is 1993
Ha! I've been a thrasher since '84
Almost nothing sounds true anymore

I've made my own code
Sold my soul to Manilla Road
Modern Metal, I don't give a fuck
OOOOOH! I was raised on rock

It went plastic in '94
Oh my God you're such a bore
If you don't understand what I mean
Fucking listen to Venom's "Acid Queen"

I've made my own code
Sold my soul to Manilla Road
Modern Metal, I don't give a fuck
OOOOOH! I was raised on rock


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happy helloween  Zitieren icon icon 31.10.09, 18:50
scary bitches



Necrofancy

Chorus: And in a state of deep decay
Your flesh it rots away
But I still can't accept that you have died
I know that I should bury you
Can't bear to let you go
'Cause I haven't got the strength to say "Goodbye"

As I lay beside you, your body oh so still
Believe be love, I could never do you ill
I just want to hold you, put your hands upon my flesh
Your fingers so cold, the uncertain feel of death

Only you and I know what goes on behind closed doors
And now I can do things to you I never could before
Be still my love, as in your arms I lie
A much more faithful lover than you were before you died


Chorus

Bridge: Lying in our bed, so peaceful yet so cold
You will never know the joys and pain of growing old
I handle you so gently, I must not increase the loss
I live in mortal fear, that the best bits might fall off

Chorus

When people call to see you, I say you've gone away
Only you and I know that with me you'll always stay
If I bring home other lovers there is nothing you will say
I know I can rely on you to stay out of the way

We never seem to argue like we use to do before
And you don't come home at 4AM lay drunk outside the door
And I will never find a more faithful geezer
I know when I'm out clubbing your at home locked in the freezer


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23.11.06, 14:09
  Zitieren icon icon 09.11.09, 14:25
ABIGAIL - Bitch! We Gonna Kill You

We're the king of fuck
Sex Metal is my way
Listen bitch Metal sound
Bitch she wants to destroy
You are the porno queen
First suck my dick slut

We're the sex holocaust
You can lick my dick
Fuck off baby, comon baby

Bitch! We gonna kill (you)

We're dirty maniacs
Cut off your heads
You are the slut queen
We want to see your body
We're the teacher in sex education
Comon get your fix tonight

Hach, was für Lyriker und Freitag sehe ich sie in Berlin...
Der Darkthrone Text von Raised On Rock ist übrigens sehr toll!!!!

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Yeah, ihr Englisch ist Hammer!
Aber hauptsache Sex und Gewalt. :D

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Sodom - Blasphemer

Black metal is the game I play

'cause no one show me the right way

I am a bloody Antichrist, only believe in bad

Spit at the church, Evil I get



Blasphemer. . . .

Rites of death, Return to Hell

I am Satan's child, attack you with Spell



I turn the cross upside down

and read Satanic Bible with fucking grown

my life begins at midnight twelve

masturbate to kill myself



Blasphemer. . . .



I love to drink my own blood

my sin is my life in a war with god

I talk to the demons night tonight

make love and black masses in a dark shadow light



Blasphemer. . . .

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Austrain Death Machine - I Am A Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzXmz8LO-I

I am war machine!
I'm a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton
Neeaaahh!!!
You want to know who I am?
Do you know who programmed who?
I am a war machine
Killing people is what I do

[Chorus:]
I am a cybernetic organism
Living tissue over endoskeleton
I am a cybernetic organism
Living tissue over endoskeleton

[guitar solo]

I have been sent back, to protect you
My mission prerogative is to see this through
I am.. a war machine
Killing people is part of me

[Chorus]

I am I am
I am I am I am
I am a war machine
Don't try to change me
I am a war machine
You are the one who sent me [x2]

[Chorus]

I am a war machine [x3]

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  Zitieren icon icon 08.12.09, 17:55
Da das Lied heute bei "Ich höre gerade..." vorkam, sollte man der Comunity die grossartigen Lyrics nicht vorenthalten:


REVEREND BIZARRE



The Goddess Of Doom



There is the one up there
There is the one down there
There is the one, who is everywhere

I believe I was brought here
To spread my Doom in this world of fear
The one who breathed this life-force into me
Was the Goddess of Doom, Christina Ricci

Aeons ago she was born
Into the middle of the endless forlorn
In silence and space, infinity
Stood the Goddess of Doom, the supreme entity

Saint Vitus and Trouble, Witchfinder General,
Count Raven, The Obsessed and Pentagram,
Solitude Aeturnus and Candlemass,
Penance, Revelation, Solstice and Iron Man,
Mirror of Deception and Pagan Altar,
Cirith Ungol, Exitus and Scald,
Internal Void, Paul Chain and Warning,
Unorthodox, Cathedral and Cold Mourning

While Heaven Wept and Minotauri,
Dawn of Winter, Spiritus Mortis,
Electric Wizard, Confessor, Stillborn,
Solomon Kane, Orodruin and Mourn

We kneel at your altar, we bless thy holy names
You gave Doom to men, we try to do the same
But there is one who is above you
Eternally hailed Goddess of Doom

Hail to the Goddess, the Goddess of Doom
Who tunes our instruments with darkness and gloom
The one who does not offer salvation or peace
But fulfils our minds with luxurious disease

Hail to the Goddess, the Goddess of Doom
Who tunes our instruments with darkness and gloom
Hail to the Goddess, the Goddess of Doom.
In the depths of darkness evil flowers bloom.

Hail to the Goddess, the Goddess of Doom!


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Genöcide: Live to Fuck - Fuck to live



I don´t care to save the world
And I - I don´t need no steady girl
I don´t want no wife and kids
Cuz I live to fuck and I fuck to live
You know what we do
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
I won´t be your boyfriend
Cuz all´s i want´s another one nite stand
I don´t care how you felt
You´re just another notch on my belt
You know what we do
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
It´s the only thought that´s on my mind
It´s the same thing everytime
I ogt a terminal hard-on - just won´t quit
Live to fuck - fuck to live
You know what we do
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
(Solo)
You know what we do
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
I don´t care what people say
I´m gonna fuck my life away
I don´t care what people think
Cuz i live to fuck and I fuck to live
You know what we do
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
Live to fuck - fuck to live
That´s what we do
Fuck


:rofl:

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  Zitieren icon icon 12.12.09, 13:47
Zitat:
Originally Posted by Bitchfinder General, 08.12.09, 17:55



REVEREND BIZARRE

The Goddess Of Doom

Who tunes our instruments with darkness and gloom
The one who does not offer salvation or peace
But fulfils our minds with luxurious disease




Auf diese Textzeilen fahre ich besonders ab!

Den Pornostil hat Albert Witchfinder auch drauf:

Fucking Wizard

When crimson darkness rules the earth,
And creatures gather behind your window...
How does it feel to be all alone?
How does it feel to hear them roam?
Sleep won't come no matter how hard you try.
At your threshold they are stalking - closer and closer.
When the time has come for you to meet your deepest fear,
Please don't forget that I will be always near.

I'm your saviour, your spark of hope.
Just summon me, and I will be there.
With my magick I expel your demon.
Divining Rod and Blessed Semen, ooh!

I'm the warlock of carnal lust.
In my dominion pleasure will be yours.
All the things immoral I possess.
I shall build my church inside your flesh, ooh!

Darkness falls, penetrating my balls.
Can this be our reality?
Fool in love, Fucking Wizard.
Can hardly wait - let's get laid!

C'mon baby!

C'mon baby, the time is right.
The most secret Hour of Moon.
Try to make it just one night.
Raise heat, until we swoon.

Our bodies are full of desire.
Suck me dry, so I can die.
Your lips applied with fire,
Kissing my ass goodbye!

All right!


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  Zitieren icon icon 12.12.09, 22:16
Ha, geil! Ich hab mir gerade vor ein Paar Minuten geunau diesen Text bei Metal Archives angeguckt. :)


Und


Zitat:
Originally Posted by Barry_Whitetrash, 12.12.09, 13:03

Genöcide: Live to Fuck - Fuck to live





ist auch grossartig! :burn: Obwohl ich die folgenden Zeilen besser gefunden hätte, wenn es hiesse:

I don´t care what people say
I´m gonna fuck my life anyway


Wenn ich 'ne Tattoo-Schwuchtel wäre, würd ich mir das tätowieren lassen.

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